My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
IT’S SO CUTE
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
STAR TREK IS SO FULL OF PHILOSOPHY AND MORALS IT MAKES ME CRY, GOSH DARN IT GENE RODDENBERRY YOU BRILLIANT PERSON, THIS IS EXACTLY THE TRUTH EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A LESSON FROM STAR TREK AND WATCH IT NOT ONLY FOR THE CHARACTERS BUT EVERYTHING ELSE
Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?
make john green find the thing
john green will die when he finds the thing
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’